Every time I see this, I instantly turn into Jason Statham from the Transporter for about five seconds, then right before it’s time to launch, I turn back into the boring asshole in a Pontiac Vibe.
Where have you been … my entire life?
GANG FIGHT! Wait for it … wait for it … yeah I was surprised too.
Congrats people of Egypt on your revolution and bread hats. But mostly your bread hats.
I’m down for anything that stops the spread of minivans.
I love Fridays because its pineapple pants day at work.
All day baby.
True story, I’ve had conversations in the local pub that made less sense.